@CheryeDavis: Not to get technical, but according to Chemistry...Alcohol is a solution.
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@SonOfCha: Not only are all my tweets stolen, but so are all my thoughts. And everything I say. And my identity. And this baby.
@whereami18: My 12 wakes up, showers, changes into another pair of PJ's and starts playing PS4. He has no idea how jealous I am.
@ilovepie84: You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell "ITS A TRAP" and run in a random direction
@tastefactory: COP: do you know why I pulled you over? COP'S WIFE: *now next to him on the couch* Because you're scared of the movie COP: Yes it's too real