@Donna_McCoy: Not to say I'm reckless, but my guardian angel wears a blindfold.
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@AndrewChamings: ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said "It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup.
@brittwastaken: Bring them an olive branch to show you can forgive but then beat them with it so they know you won't tolerate their brand of bullshit.
@DothTheDoth: Hungover? Hydrate. Depressed? Hydrate. Want to make a good first impression on others? Hydrate.