@Mikecanrant: Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
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@lawrence_bear: Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room.
@NervousJr: "Ugh, you're so obsessed with me." Boss: "I just asked why you're twenty minutes late?"