@Mikecanrant: Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
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@my_minivan_life: Just discovered my 7yo wearing his underwear backwards again. Playing classical music while pregnant is bullshit.
@Swishergirl24: I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in -My dog, all day long.
@caliluvgirl77: [introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] "Hi, I usually don't make it this far"