@goodtimenoel: Note to self: Before committing any murders, get head and shoulders. Can't be leaving DNA all over the place.
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@MarkusJ: finally, the ants are going to rise up and claim their rightful place as masters of this wretched planet
@kingstonstreet: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword
@Michael_Erhart: [First date] Me: "So, what do you do?" Date: "I'm a librarian." Me: "Oh, my bad." *Whispers for the entire rest of the date*
@SarahFemme: If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything.