@jordan_stratton: Note to Self: In future interviews, don't say "Safe in your strong arms" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years.
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@Diversion50: My worst case scenarios: •A case falling on me. •Being hit with a case. •Being locked inside a case. •Carrying a case for a long distance.
@TheHyyyype: SURGEON: *cutting open patient's torso* NURSE: sir, what are you doing?! this is a knee replacement! SURGEON: there's a Pokémon in there
@d_duhwit: Car salesman: and it has a back up camera Me: Cool, where's the main camera? Cs: Sorry no this is for backing up Me: Ah, to the cloud Cs: no
@Cheeseboy22: I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters.