@marcia_bee: Note to self: "rubber" in the US does NOT mean "eraser". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!
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@dafloydsta: WIFE: You said you were going to put the dog down ME: *in tears* I TRIED BUT HE HAD SOME REALLY DEVASTATING COMEBACKS
@RandiLawson: I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!
@KentWGraham: Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work.