@Spaced_Cowboy00: Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask.
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@Phook75: It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well
@13spencer: I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics.
@DirtMcTurd: "We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name" Shamcrap?! "Awful" Shampoop?! "Get out!" Shampoo? "Genius!"
@legendofchelda: Having a crush is weird bc one minute you're a normal person and then out of nowhere you're like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie