@Spaced_Cowboy00: Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask.
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@Elifcello: Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.
@AristotlesNZ: Me: Baby-proofed the house like you wanted Wife: Ya? Me: Ya. Locks, fence, barbed wire, the works Her:.. Me: No way a baby's gettin in here.
@IamEnidColeslaw: it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses