@Spaced_Cowboy00: Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask.
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@TheMichaelRock: If you're bored, go find someone under the age of 20 and explain beepers to them.
@bluebonetbabies: 1st child: you encourage creativity 2nd child: you encourage independent play 3rd child: you stifle all imagination to avoid a mess.
@TeaAndCopy: [SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Tim, your word is "Oak" TIM: [deep breath] Ok *BUZZER* T: What th– J: So close! It's O-'A'-K T: But… J: Hard luck, kid
@Cheeseboy22: Sometimes when I'm sitting in a swivel chair, I'll turn around quickly and smile and pretend I'm in the opening credits of a sitcom