@joeljeffrey: Nothing cuts deeper than an insult with bad grammar and a spelling mistake.
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@PaperWash: me: just tell me I don't die in an Arby's bathroom stall Death: [sadly looking up from his book] look, what matters is how you lived
@TheWriteStuff2u: You said that if I went to visit at the hospital I should be sure to take flowers. So, when the nurse wasn't looking, I did.
@trevso_electric: Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,
@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...