@envydatropic: Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an "Oh, honey"
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@Jamdug: Friend: "Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?" Me: "Sure" *walks up to girl* *whispers* "magnanimous"
@karencreets: Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not