@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
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@JTQuest: Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn't she make herself some pets? I'd have like 50 snowcats by now.
@FilthyRichmond: Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.
@valerie_tosi: The Chipotle I went to apologized for not having any lettuce today. I said "It's cute that you think I'm here for that."