@SadPeruna: Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face.
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@MavenofHonor: This milk is so far past its expiration date that I'm only going to have a small slice.
@mjkspeaks: [interview] Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? Me: "OMG I'M NOT A PSYCHIC THE SIGN SAID NO SKILLS REQUIRED!"
@BoogTweets: If they ever invent time travel my dad would still insist on leaving early to avoid traffic