@SadPeruna: Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face.
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@RoosterMustache: "Where'd my boomerang go?" Under there "Under where?" Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*
@drayzze: I wish I had a bear so I could take him hiking and camping So if we ran into other bears, he'd be like "It's cool, man, he's with me."
@jazmasta: "Please. I need this" I whisper as a 14 year old girl starts to get the better of me in an arm wrestling match.
@NicestHippo: "Can you explain this Gap in your work history?" Yes that's when I worked for the popular clothing retailer