@jonnysun: nothing is funny anymore becuase nothing is normal anymore. i saw a pigeon on the subway today and thought "how did a pigeon make $2.75"
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@JermHimselfish: *holding a rattlesnake in each hand* These are the angriest maracas I've ever played