@Hey_Sascha: Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord.
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@abhorrent_wife: Sometimes I have my shit together, sometimes I eat an unidentified white substance out of my hair and am grateful when it's frosting.
@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
@BoomBoomBetty: Installing a new drainage system, so right now there’s an open trench surrounding our house. But I am absolutely no longer allowed to call it a moat and my order for crocodiles to fill it has been cancelled.