@timdonakowski: Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground.
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@WGladstone: My 6 yr old asked me if "satire" is like a "flat tire." I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire.
@mrjohndarby: [waking up on sunday morning] me: ugh, I can't believe what I did last night *looks around to see piles of perfectly folded laundry*
@jwoodham: The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it's like excuse me, I'm working here.
@Cheeseboy22: The greatest joy you can feel as a parent is when you get the call that they've canceled your kid's Saturday sporting event.