@timdonakowski: Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground.
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@pauleggleston: I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me.
@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?