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@iamspacegirl: 'Nothing like a real book' I say
'The scent, pages between my fingers- cracking the spine!'

My tree girlfriend's parents sway uncomfortably

‘Nothing like a real book’ I say
‘The scent, pages between my fingers- cracking the spine!’

My tree girlfriend’s parents sway uncomfortably

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