@OhNoSheTwitnt: Nothing like an 8:00 meeting on a Monday morning to remind you that your best years are behind you.
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@WeedTveets: *about to check bank account* Me: "I'm guessing I should probably have about $200 left" *bank account*: $3.64 Me:
@ddsmidt: Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk.
@dumbbeezie: "You ruined everything." -People exaggerating when you only ruined like one or two things, tops