@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
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@Brianhopecomedy: After I saw that my wife "Checked In" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen.
@BuckyIsotope: "What's up, doc?" says Bugs Bunny. "Not you," laughs the doctor. "Take these little blue pills." *Looney Tunes music plays*