@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
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@iAmDelFreaky: This is embarrassing. I tunneled through my wall to escape work and ended up in my boss's office. He's watching me tweet this. I'm fired.
@House_Feminist: 1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not in this grocery store
@FunnyTunes: Shopkeeper:This is made of pure virgin wool sir. Me:You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me,will it keep me warm?