@anotherbecky429: Nothing like the dreaded "Mom I missed the bus" text to get you up and moving.
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@rockymomax: wife: [walks in door] so whats the big news? -the baby walked! wife: OMG where is he? -i sent him to the store for an ice cream cake
@canazn_73: Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women.