@AimeeHelene1: Nothing makes me feel more "white collar" than when I'm nodding my head at someone pointing to a line graph that I know nothing about.
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@amethystxmatt: turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left
@danjan13: No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket.
@natedeschaine: Just finished writing my will. In TOTALLY UNRELATED news, I'm about to try resolving some issues regarding my iTunes library.