@zwina_summer: Nothing makes me scream louder during sex than when my husband calls to let me know he's on his way home from work.
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@LackOfShame: Have fun, but be careful. Your sister was vacuumed up last week, and yesterday your cousin was killed with a shoe. - spider moms, probably
@jctwritesstuff: You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?
@SCbchbum: Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car.
@thestlouisan: I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci