@Marlebean: Nothing makes me worry more than the kids saying "Don't worry, we cleaned it up"
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@VeggieMonger: Someone suggested that I try Acupuncture. I don't think adding more pricks will make a difference.
@4SLars: [Explaining nomenclature to my niece] Well, you see, celebrities used up all the good names the year you were born, Fancy Feast.
@daemonic3: [traffic court] Your honor, I'm here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets JUDGE: Repeat infractions? Ok, I'm here to dispute ⁴/₅ of my tickets