@GingerHotDish: Nothing prepares you for the love you have for your children, or for your own ability to say I don’t know a million times a day without snapping their adorable little necks.
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@thatdutchperson: [runs into friends with baby] Me: OMG WHO'S THIS LITTLE GUY. Friends:*picks up baby* wanna hold him? Me:*kneeled next to dog* what?
@WheelTod: I never understood why parents teach their kids to wave at passing trains: they could do that to pedestrians or cars just as easily But if you give the finger to the people on the trains, there’s nothing they can do about it — they can’t stop. It’s that that makes trains special