@954LeenO: nothing saves money like being antisocial
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@Kalarlis: When the cashier asks for my signature, I just write "HELP ME" while maintaining eye contact
@LoveNLunchmeat: You'd be surprised how much of parenting is reminding your children not to eat soup with their hands.
@causticbob: Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
@Shock_Monster: Canadians like to brag about getting all four seasons: Winter Almost Winter After Winter Not Winter