@orny_xo: Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon "We Delivery" sign.
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@ScottLinnen: "Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."
@loribuckmajor: After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I'm like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle.
@zachreinert03: My friends holds her breath driving past cemeteries cause of superstition but I thought she just didn't want to be cocky about breathing