@orny_xo: Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon "We Delivery" sign.
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@TheSharona06: Me: My tarot cards say that you're going to be in pain soon. Him: Ha! My Magic 8 Ball said No. *hurls Magic 8 Ball at him* Him: Ouch!
@UncleDuke1969: Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'.
@thenatewolf: Reading about Selena Gomez getting a kidney from her best friend and thinking about my friend who said he didn't like to loan out his DVDs.