@badbanana: Nothing says "high-functioning alcoholic" like being really good at darts.
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@candace_9871: Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad .
@MummaCrazy: I'm just gonna go ahead and change my boys names to "Stop making that stupid noise" and "Where are your shoes?".
@WilliamAder: The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him.