@badbanana: Nothing says "high-functioning alcoholic" like being really good at darts.
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@SondraDeeMe: *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
@ClassicMegan: If you don't open your mouth when you yawn, you're a monster. I'm serious. Let that demon go. You're freaking everybody out.
@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
@inikoblue: Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me.