@badbanana: Nothing says "high-functioning alcoholic" like being really good at darts.
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@xlpaws: I hate it when people show up at MY house, knock on MY door, and then ask me why I'm not wearing pants.
@markleggett: What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex.
@OtherDanOBrien: Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?