@_TayTayJustine: Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played.

@TrueTorontoGirl: Some of you are like family to me. I don’t want you calling me either.

@Ideal_Victoria: There is nothing more enjoyable than watching a child being chased by a seagull.

@DeanOkay: I learned mathematical fractions from a drug dealer. He said if I don't pay $4,000 in 7 days, I'll lose 3 fingers.

@dafloydsta: [marriage counseling] She thinks I make bad decisions "He hired a clown for my nana's funeral" PEOPLE NEEDED CHEERING UP, KAREN