@DebraMuffin: Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
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@AbbyHasIssues: People who say I'm hard to shop for obviously didn't see how excited I just got finding an almond on the couch.
@deLusticious: Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
@jwoodham: Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That's how this works.