@Quartzjixler: Nothing says "I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons in first grade" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom.
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@mantej: Haters gonna hate. Tweeters gonna tweet. It’s actually pretty obvious that verbs are performed by their respective nouns.
@BoomBoomBetty: I get it, Kevin McCallister. I, too, sometimes wish my family would disappear and leave me home alone with my own cheese pizza.
@andylassner: At least once a day I say "nice to meet you" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved.
@3sunzzz: Guy: [strolling along] Well, at least I have my heal- *piano falls on his head* Me: [leaning out my apartment window] Oh no! My piano!