@3sunzzz: Nothing says, "I have a lot of free time," more than someone eating a pomegranate.
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@philco816: *hands stranger a condom S: I don't need this Me: Yes, you do. I saw the way you pulled out of your driveway. Your pull out game is weak
@Dani_Feld: I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets.
@gwatts77: If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to
@AlanFelyk: “You’re driving us apart!” —Crazy woman you met on eHarmony who’s hanging onto your windshield wipers as you turn the corner