@wickedsuga: Nothing says "I love you" like my cat aggressively bathing herself immediately after I pet her.
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@zachreinert03: I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off
@ChickenFrecklez: Crazy sister put: "I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too.
@aRealLiveGhost: to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other
@OutOfLeftField_: Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?