@Just_Lee_: Nothing says "We have no faith in our own products" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@atanya1111: Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not Husband: the oven timer just went off Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer
@ElizaBayne: Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents
@weinerdog4life: If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like "I can't even hear you bear"
@NikiWithIssues: A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body.