@Just_Lee_: Nothing says "We have no faith in our own products" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials.
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@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@NintenDom: I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them.
@murrman5: [looking at wife's tombstone] today would've been our anniversary *falls to knees* why did I pre-buy her tombstone causing her to divorce me