@envydatropic: Nothing says you don't trust your family like pre-payment of your funeral
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@RidiculousSheri: 'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
@tat2dsoccermom: Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked there.
@LeonEarlgrey: Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads.