@OneFunnyMummy: Nothing says you're a parent like being jealous of a tree because it's all alone.
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@ReeseButCallMeV: Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15.
@jayleno: In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a "cronut," which is croissant/donut. We call these people "midiots," which is a moron/idiot.