@OneFunnyMummy: Nothing says you're a parent like being jealous of a tree because it's all alone.
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@Naked_Superman: Gin & Tonic: 91 calories. Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless.
@shutupmikeginn: Just saw IT. Cool movie, but I gotta ask: what was up with that clown?? Killing kids? Not good.
@Henry_3k: Sure, Michelle Obama said those words first but Melania Trump had the imagination to say them like an operative in a cold war spy thriller.