@WineMummy: Nothing says you're over your ex like showing up at his wedding with a bride and groom voodoo doll.
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@SunnySideUp1987: If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future.
@MasterOfFury: If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life.
@TheCiscoKidder: Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person.
@PaperWash: [handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don't want more of you coming back next year