@SCbchbum: Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car.
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@daemonic3: 1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?
@jake_lach: <-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking
@JessicaVarsity: Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me.
@Maxine12333: The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.