@AristotlesNZ: Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid.
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@Cunda22: Don't ever mistake me for someone who hasn't flirted with danger. I've got bitten by a Penguin. Twice.
@mstern68: If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf