@AristotlesNZ: Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid.
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@UncleDuke1969: Receptionist: "That lady in the waiting room is picking her nose." Plastic Surgeon: "Good! That'll save me some time. Send her right in."
@yourpencilskirt: No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
@backporchlady: Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go.