@Donna_McCoy: Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, "I got you a present!"
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@DanMentos: [Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] "Ok all you guys need is a name" *they look around bank for ideas*
@PeachCoffin: I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don't call it Liam then what is even the point of you
@PeachCoffin: *admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this
@LurkAtHomeMom: *Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go.