@Donna_McCoy: Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, "I got you a present!"
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@joeljeffrey: I found out blowing in the dogs face makes her stop barking. I tried the same thing on my wife to make her stop yelling and she bit me.
@junejuly12: Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. But only one there. Don't think he knows he lost one.
@deardilettante: At least there's one other woman who's more wasted than me in this emergency room. No, my mistake, she's got dementia.