@mishakey: Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, "Mommy close your eyes I have a present."
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@Tmoney68: This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it.
@shopkins776: I never make New Year's resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add "This time I'm serious"
@AngelaEhh: Dear Milk of Magnesia manufacturers: Please add : 'Don't trust a fart' to your side effects label. kthanksbye