@mishakey: Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, "Mommy close your eyes I have a present."
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@mommywhitfield: Me: I just want to be the center of someone's universe *has kids* Also me: Not like that
@djdarrellripley: Her: All day long I've had the strangest feeling that someone's ..... watching me. Me: Why, do you hear laughter?