@mishakey: Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, "Mommy close your eyes I have a present."
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@NickSchug: I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote "dentists are liars" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that.
@iamspacegirl: [3 days after technology lets us wear snapchat filters all the time] me: why didn't your eyes turn into hearts when I got home today
@ReeseButCallMeV: I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage.