@RetweetJoel: "Nothing there? Better bark at it." - a dog
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@just1fool: My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain "legally blind" very well.
@ambamthankyamam: My life coach just asked me leave because apparently she has "other pedicures to do" and doesn't "speak English".
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Twitter yesterday: We are outraged about the lion! Twitter today: We are outraged about the outrage about the lion!
@TjSmooth0: I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I'm worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor.