@KevinHart4real: Nothing worse than talking to a person with a large amount of spit in their mouth that talks really fast. HOLY SHIT...My glasses r ruined
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@Fred_Delicious: If I had a time machine I'd alter the Big Bang Theory pilot episode so all the characters exploded in the very first scene
@tastefactory: If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO.
@FullGrownChris: Cashier: "Look at all this candy! You're going to have a lot of happy kids this Halloween" Me: "It's Halloween?"
@Stellacopter: One time my husband asked me to dance for him and I performed the entire Lion King musical to the best of my ability.