@rad_milk: [notices a girl is cold] here take my pants
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@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader
@rolldiggity: The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
@MattMcElaney: Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster.