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@rad_milk: [notices a girl is cold] here take my pants
@LackOfShame: "I'm gonna look to my left and run as fast as I can."
@kyle_thatisall: Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either.
@TheAlexNevil: *job interview
HR: Can you name one of your strengths?
Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle.
@lecalabara: Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
@SodomyClown: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to get in her trunk or she'll have to do this the hard way.