@rad_milk: [notices a girl is cold] here take my pants
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@WilliamAder: Unable to stop their phones and washing machines from exploding, Samsung announced today they're changing their name to the ACME Corp.
@rodney_at_large: If the final comments of your speech last 45 minutes, please don't preface them with "and lastly".
@ewfeez: [spelling bee] Your word is "coincide" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of "coincide"