@NoogsCorner: *notices it's not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss...*nn*...to 5 insomniacs*
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Celebrity divorce statements remind us of the names they gave their kids. "We want to focus on raising our children, Shoe and Turbo Pickle."