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@NicestHippo: *notices zipper is down*
OMG!
*zips it up*
FRIEND: Thanks but next time just tell me and I'll do it myself

*notices zipper is down*
OMG!
*zips it up*
FRIEND: Thanks but next time just tell me and I’ll do it myself

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