@HeyZeus666: Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard.
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@KevinFarzad: What's being in love feel like? You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway? Almost as good as that.
@LADaddy: The person who came up with "happily ever after" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years.
@checkyourfox: I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world.