@HeyZeus666: Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard.
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@Jenny4ashley: Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway.
@MomOfTeen: Rating all the Nancy Drew books I've read on Goodreads so it looks like I'm smart or something.
@BlindChow: Me: Got your nose! Baby: *drags from cig* Let me tell you how this is going down. You give me back my nose & maybe I let u walk out of here.
@longwall26: I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.