@Hadzilla: Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today
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@_itspat_: There's been a rash of break ins recently involving teenage boys, so I switched out all the locks in my home with bra clasps.
@GoldenSpirals: A truck just flipped a dead squirrel onto my windshield and it's stuck in my wiper. I guess I don't have to stop to get supper tonight.
@candace_9871: Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad .
@TawaNicolas: I lost one of mom's Tupperware at work and now I'm looking for a new family to adopt me.