@Hadzilla: Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today
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@MomOnFire: Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to "air quote," I need to speak with you privately.
@TheFunnyWorId: Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K
@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?