@Hadzilla: Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today
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@causticbob: Someone recently asked me, "What blood type are you?".. I said , "The red runny type".
@ItsAllCrazyToMe: Think before you yell at your kids. They are the ones who might have to bring you toilet paper in 20 minutes
@PuncherJetpack: "Hey bro shotgun this beer" No I don't drink "You wanna be cool don't you?" I don't drink "C'mon NERD!" Grandma PLEASE stop