@Home_Halfway: Now I'm REALLY glad Monica chose Chandler over Richard.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Daycare lady: *notices 3-year-old's shirt is on backward* It's cute how you let her dress herself. Me: Yes. She did that.
@davepell: 95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now. Overall productivity level remains steady.