@lanyardigan: Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads.
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@theNuzzy: Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration. Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown. Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper.