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@MarcusOreally: Now playing: With Myself.
@NikiWithIssues: Hey person who wrote "WASH ME" on my car, I know it wasn't my car that wrote that. My car doesn't speak English. I'm onto you.
@CakeThrottle: The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.
@DamonHunzeker: I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me.
@PaperWash: "Sorry I'm late"
Why are there scratches all over your face?
You can scratch in jujitsu?
"It's my cat's best move"
@Parker_Simpson: The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years.