@MarcusOreally: Now playing: With Myself.
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@McJesse: Are racist people like "ugh, my open minded uncle is going to be at Thanksgiving this year."
@Karissajem: Me: I'm quitting to go play guitar for Metallica. Boss: Wow! I wasn't aware that you even played guitar. Me: Let's not make this difficult.
@dulcetry: One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me.