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@AmnesiaRose: "Now, tell me I'm pretty"
-me as a hypnotist
@Neauxpe: A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment.
Bros before hoes.
@Neauxpe: Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard.
@SCbchbum: I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered "You too" when the barista said "Enjoy your bagel."
@NYC_Blonde: "We're up all night to get Loki" -Daft Punk feat. The Avengers
@david8hughes: How do you stop babies crying when you drop them? And don't say 'garbage disposal' because that's jammed now.