@dafloydsta: Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys.
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@myvisable: If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
@ArfMeasures: THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What
@sammyrhodes: Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives.