@dafloydsta: Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys.
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@TomTheWicked: Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat. B: ... M: ... B: ... Me: You hired me. This is your fault.
@MensHumor: I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher.
@matt_travelling: Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe?
@DanMentos: One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic